Idiots -a Tora-chan story-

Idiots
a Tora-chan story
Chapter 1

             Kame-chan raced into the Akatsuki, screaming her head off, “DEI-KUN!!!” She blasted into Deidara’s open arms, receiving a quick kiss.
             “Hey Kame-chan,” Deidara said. She giggled,
             “Here comes Ookami-chan,”
             A few seconds after she said that, Itachi appeared, “Ookami-chan?” he asked. To answer his question, Ookami walked in, in a surprisingly good mood, and gave Itachi a hug.
             “Hey Itachi,” she said. Tobi, Zetsu, Kisame, Hidan, and Kakuzu came in. Tora then burst through the door.
             “Hola Everybody!” she threw her arms up into the air.
             “Tora-chan!” Tobi yelled. She ran over and hugged him hard.
             “Hi Tobi-kun!” she smiled. “What’s up everyone?” she asked. Kisame was over in the sink, retching. Hidan was poking Itachi and mocking him. All his taunts were laced with curses. Kakuzu was counting his money, laughing will every penny. Ookami, Kame, and Tora sweat dropped. “Okaaayyy…” Tora said.
             “Wow, you guys are all idiots,” Ookami muttered. All three were in front of her in an instant.
             “WE ARE NOT IDIOTS!!!!!!!!” they shouted into her face. She raised an eyebrow.
             “Your not?” she asked.
             “NO! Of course not! We are… AKATSUKI!!!” Hidan yelled dramatically. “Besides, we hate you and all this… this… *%&$ing lurve you have brought into this *%&#ing organization! Hate it! HATE!!!!! IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
             “… You guys are crazy,” Kame-chan said, dragging Deidara on her arm. “Yeah, that’s right,” she said, looking at Hidan’s shocked face; “you, you, and you, and you’re stupid ‘rituals’ are completely insane. The only sane one’s here are Pein and Konan. And even Pein is a little off his rocker if you know what I’m saying,” she said matter-of-factly.
             “Yeah, you little #@$!#, well, we’ll see after we kill you!” Hidan yelled, lunging.
             “TRY IT!!!!!” she yelled, and prepared to fight…